card-carrying minister

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random thoughts for this 90 degrees tuesday. youre on the elevator...youre happy, going to work. your elevator stops on the 2nd floor and a girl walks in. one floor later, said girl walks out. said lazy arse of a girl took an elevator one floor...because she couldnt just walk the fucking one flight? grr. its one of my pet peeves, lazy fucks who take the elevator all of one floor. its ok if theres mitigating circumstances, like theyre on crutches, or they have no legs. otherwise, god...just walk the damn one flight you stupid girl.

i ran into dre this morning on the train. which really means one thing...hes late for work again. as we're talking, he mentions how his friend brian (who i also knew from college) was getting married, and that he was the minister presiding over the wedding. ok then...right. so im wondering out loud how hes able to legally marry them when he whips out his official minister card. whoa, hes card-carrying. apparently you can go online and get legally ordained as a non-denominational minister. i did not know. dre can not only marry couples, but he can also perform baptismals and a host of other holy thingies. very coo. he has to start practicing the wedding rites/whatever, so i suggested he go and rent love actually, four weddings and a funeral, and hey...why not, the wedding singer.